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GreaseRat88 — 2h ago —
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Anonymous — 4h ago —
"the trash pile moved again. I swear it blinked."
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"dropped a new vid on the scrap pile go watch it NOW"
peter_sauer2001 — yesterday —
"found the greatest freeware game of all time. posting in bargain bin."
beans — 2 days ago —
"the coffee is digital now"
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